dear woman who illegally parked,
just because you leave grandma in the car, does not make your parking along a red curb any less illegal.
dear achilles tendon,
please stop being pulled. the rest of body wants to go running and we know you do too.
you will now be my home for the next two weeks.
dear public policy professor,
hot for teacher (i.e. YOU!)
thank you for your text messages. i lmao all the time because of them and i love you for it.
you are busy and chaotic but i am very much in love with you.