who built the la la love?

If there's one thing I hate, it's people who won't let me in on the freeway.

If there's one thing I hate, it's letting people in on the freeway.

If there's one thing I hate, it's waking up to fifty assholes pretending to be me.

If there's one thing I hate, it's waking up feeling like an asshole because I yelled at those assholes.

If there's one thing I hate, it's pretending to ignore the fact that the urge to kiss was right before our eyes (quite literally).

If there's one thing I hate, it's turning a bunch of ideas into a laundry list.

If there's one thing I hate, it's that feeling that comes with scratching something new.

If there's one thing I hate, it's not knowing what's wrong with someone and all you want to do is make them feel better.

If there's one thing I hate, it's knowing that my mind naturally gravitates toward the negative and not being able to stop it.

If there's one thing I hate, it's not remembering if it was a dream or if it really happened.

If there's one thing I hate, it's being really busy and using that as an excuse to ignore email.

If there's one thing I hate, it's having to acknowledge that my feelings are my own, no one else's and my responsibility.

If there's one thing I hate, it's forgetting that and taking the way I feel out on the world.

If there's one thing I hate, it's people who criticize and can't take criticism.

If there's one thing I hate, it's feeling like a date sets precedent on how I should behave.

If there's one thing I hate, it's not you.

It's me.