tfc: my brother, the first time driver.

I made the life risking decision to go with my brother to run errands. That's not exactly the life risking part, what is, however, is having him behind the wheel. He has had his license for oh about three weeks and in that time span he's become a professional driver, obviously.
This is what went down:
-he flips off two innocent drivers
-yells at child who is in the cross walk
-yells at woman at the gas station for "not parking right"
-makes an illegal turn

among other things he validates all of this because "[he] has a bigger truck." oh and all the while we're listening to Shakira's She Wolf. on repeat.